{"product_id":"products-entertainer-charcuterie-board","title":"The Entertainer Board","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Entertainer Board\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eYour plastic cutting board is putting microplastics into your family's food. Every meal. Every day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne swap. Zero plastic. Zero toxins.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSolid hard maple, face grain, long format with a loop handle milled directly from the board — no hardware, no weak points. Finished with Odie's Oil hard wax — the cleanest food-safe finish available. Naturally antimicrobial. No two boards look the same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✅ Handcrafted board — built by hand in Spokane, WA\u003cbr\u003e✅ Conditioning Butter ($25) — free\u003cbr\u003e✅ Board Care Card ($18) — free\u003cbr\u003e✅ Toxic-Free Kitchen Guide PDF ($29) — free\u003cbr\u003e✅ Free shipping ($15) — always\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$87 in free bonuses, included\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Built By Hand Promise\u003c\/strong\u003e — any craftsmanship defect within one year, I replace it or refund it. No questions.\u003cbr\u003e— Anthony\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e⚠️ I hand-build every board myself. Orders are limited each week.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSIZE\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e8.5″ × 24″ — Extra surface for charcuterie spreads and shared plates. Loop handle for carrying and hanging storage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eENGRAVING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e+$30. Great for gifts. Same board, same performance, either way.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Timber Traditons ","offers":[{"title":"Classic (No Engraving)","offer_id":46417369039066,"sku":"","price":84.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Personalized (+$30)","offer_id":46739342622938,"sku":null,"price":114.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0746\/1145\/8266\/files\/Untitled_design_-_2026-04-06T132421.147.png?v=1775496287","url":"https:\/\/timbertraditions.com\/products\/products-entertainer-charcuterie-board","provider":"Timber Traditions ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}